Tuesday 24 April 2012

Heart Attack Grill



So I happened to stumble upon this crazy restaurant whilst doing some research; The Heart Attack Grill. The name obviously says it all. A place where you can get a massive burger that is oozing with around 8,000 calories (with the recommended daily allowance being no more than 2,500 that is shocking! More than 3 days of your daily allowance, how do people not feel guilty after that massive calorie intake?!?).
The Quadruple Bypass Burger
You have the privilege of eating for free if you are lucky enough to weigh over 350lbs, although you could probably do without the burger and the lard fried chips if you want my honest opinion.

If you are hungry enough to finish a Triple or Quadruple Bypass Burger then you will be lucky enough to get wheeled out to the car park in a wheelchair by one of the 'waitresses'.

What boggled my brain about this establishment the most was the waitresses, now Hooters is one thing but this place is definitely one step ahead in craziness than that. The waitresses dress up as skimpy dressed nurses which I suppose makes the greedy grease guzzling customers feel slightly reassured if anything did happen to them.

The Latex Clad Nurses

And just when you possibly thought that things would not get any stranger, we come to the owner: 
"Dr. Jon"
Yep he does refer to himself as a doctor and he strangely reminds me of Uncle Fester, and he opened the restaurant with the idea of serving "nutritional pornography" food that is "so bad for its shocking". The last siren that goes off in my head when I think of this place is nutrition. 




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